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Important announcement

Posted on June 23, 2013 by J. R. Walker

Starting from now, all subsequent reviews will be moved to a new blog called “What the F*@# Am I Reading?” So please make sure you bookmark and follow the NEW blog, not this one. Thanks to everyone who has been … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 18

Posted on June 20, 2013 by J. R. Walker

This chapter was short, barely fifteen pages. I had initially thought about combining this review with the next chapter review because both together are only 30 pages. But as it turned out, I had plenty to say about this short … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 16/17

Posted on June 19, 2013 by J. R. Walker

Because chapter 16 was incredibly short and completely pointless as its own chapter, you guys are getting a double review with this one. If it works well, I may adopt it for subsequent books so that I can get through … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 15

Posted on June 18, 2013 by J. R. Walker

You know, I honestly thought I was prepared for any creepiness this series could throw at me after Edward’s breath makes Bella’s mouth water or the whole Edward-watches-Bella-sleep thing. Turns out, I was wrong. So very wrong.   Twilight, chapter … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness: Twilight Review 14

Posted on June 17, 2013 by J. R. Walker

The chapter started out actually kind of interesting. And then took a sharp right turn into Creepytown, USA, population: 2. Twilight, chapter 14: Mind Over Matter This chapter will be difficult to review, and not just on account of the … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 13

Posted on June 16, 2013 by J. R. Walker

Twilight, chapter 13: Confessions Listen, I knew going into this chapter that it was going to be bad. I knew that Edward was going to sparkle and it was going to utterly destroy every single vampire image that came before … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 12

Posted on June 15, 2013 by J. R. Walker

This book is going nowhere. And it’s not even going nowhere fast. It’s going nowhere at a crippled snail’s pace. I’m now past the halfway point and Edward and Bella are only just now going on their first real date. … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 11

Posted on June 13, 2013 by J. R. Walker

This chapter was refreshingly not so rage-inducingly sexist that I wanted to punch cute furry things. Don’t get me wrong, it was seventeen flavors of awful, but it was awful you could laugh at, not feel warranted psychological evaluation. I … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 10

Posted on June 11, 2013 by J. R. Walker

I don’t even really know what to say about this chapter. It made me scream out loud more than once. It made me nearly throw the book across the room twice on the same page. I hate this book, I … Continue reading →

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A Descent Into Madness, Twilight Review 9

Posted on June 10, 2013 by J. R. Walker

Guys, I am really just grossed out. I’m not saying that to be funny or cute, I’m not exaggerating. I’m genuinely disturbed by what went down over these last two chapters. There is no romance here. There’s nothing sexy or … Continue reading →

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